If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via shamsoshukansi)

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Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

(via shamsoshukansi)

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*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(via drakeful)

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He went down on me


i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you 

(via weonlyhaveonechance)

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If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(Source: ignorntatheist, via weonlyhaveonechance)

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O fuck
  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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